My life sucks, and I'm a huge loser?

I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a freaking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is I live in a small town so business is limited, and the place I work is the only place that will hire high school graduates. I'd get the heck out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every driving test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a real southern bell, I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he's mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a freaking pineapple under the sea.